JE/CSI fic: Who's Eating Archie Johnson? (Who, Who, Who, Who?)

Title: Who's Eating Archie Johnson? (Who, Who, Who, Who?)
Fandom: CSI/Kat-tun
Pairing: Archie Johnson/Jin Akanishi
Rating: R
Warnings: Death, in a...cracky way. Lots and lots of crack (i.e. this isn't serious, plz dun sue.)
Disclaimer: Happy Birthday to my lovely trembles. Um, this is an insane crack-riddled present, but I hope you enjoy it. Ilu. ♥

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