First of all to sound like a total broken record, I am in AWE that you can do this in an hour!!!
and then I shall be fangirling all over that all my geek dreams are in one place (and just yesterday I was planning a Final Fantasy/SuJu crossover in fact!!) HP, pirates AND LotR in one SuJu fic, HEAVEN i say XD
and now to the quoting!!
“Just be quiet and get on with it. Voldemort doesn't whine.” LMFAO!!! He has a stupid whiny voice, does that count? I SO want to see him have a Heechul pout in the films now though!!
“I'm a great hero!” Kangin splutters. “I have a big...wand and I'll...defeat you with it!”
On cue, Kangin flicks his wand and sends it spinning across the floor. and this is so awesomely fitting with the Harry, headstrong, I will fling myself into things and bumble my way to victory! XDD
“I'll just fight myself, then, shall I?” he squawks. “Voldemort must be the crappiest villain ever!” HAHAHAHAHAHA, bitchy Voldemort FTW!!! No Heechul you should sit back and construct ridiculously compliated plans when you could've just offed Harry while he was standing in front of you :P
“Expecto motherfucking patronum!” Kangin yells. Oooooh and now I wanna know what form his Patronus is XDD
“It wasn't very nice to offer it,” Sungmin says. He's wearing rabbit ears. It ruins the effect of his consternation. If anyone can pull off consternation in bunny ears it's Sungmin!!! <3
“Why is a raven like a writing desk?” Heechul explodes. LOVE IT!!!
“Wrong!” Heechul crows. “The answer is 'cheesecake'.” YES!!!! Cheesecake can make everything right XDDD
*pause for an extra big geek out cuz I love the LotR films to death and back*
and Kangin allows himself a gratuitous gawp before Eeteuk untangles himself. Ooooooh absolutely glorious alliteration there!! <3
“She's hardcore,” Kangin says. “She has a sword, and saves Frodo from the- what.”
“You're a geek,” Eeteuk smiles. “It's sweet.” HAHAHAHA, I love this SO much!!! (and that's saying something cuz I hate film Arwen and how all she does is cry and swoon and not much else), but Kangin being an LotR geek is AWESOME, can I pretend this is really real and then we have more in common XDDD (cuz I have the exact same bday including year as him ^_^)
“I don't think Aragorn stammers,” Eeteuk says, in a voice that could cut steel. YUM, so much yum!!!! and the steel reference is inspired too XDD
“Nobody shall defeat me,” he is shouting, which ordinarily would be hilarious, because Heechul is defeated on a daily basis, HAHAHAHA poor ineffective Heechul!! <3
He wasn't apologising for holding him too tight. and then you went from funny to making me wanna hug Siwon, that line is so sweet and beautiful, seriously <3
Yohoho It's a pirates life for me, we drink and pillage and umm that's all I know, despite hundreds of goes round the Paris Pirates of the caribean ride :S
I can't say I'm not slightly dubious to the resulting Jack/Davey Jones pairing here tho :P
“What about it,” Eeteuk says. Kangin's better when he's distracted. He worries too much about the task in hand. Sometimes, when he isn't trying so hard he does better. Whilst he's talking, he parries better than he has in the last two hours. Awwwww so sweet and established there, lovely ^_^
“What in the name of God did China do to you?” Heechul says, turning to Hankyung with a grin.
“Nothing in the name of God,” Siwon says. “I assure you.” Ooooooooh loving the newly sneaky Hankyung!!!! and that dialogue is so quick and witty.
“Oh,” Kangin says. “God. I even fail at depression. What kind of person can't even be depressed properly?” LOL and aww at the same time!!! Poor clueless Kangin!!! He can do petulant child well at least ^_~
“Fuck,” he's saying. “Is this some sort of Chinese thing. Some initiation. You went home and God over there granted you powers of sucking c-” *snicker*
“I do,” Siwon says.
Heechul's eyes open, then. “You little sly bastard,” he spits. Maybe not so sly, for voicing this in Heechul's presence eh? :P
and I broke the comment limit!! *dead*
and then I shall be fangirling all over that all my geek dreams are in one place (and just yesterday I was planning a Final Fantasy/SuJu crossover in fact!!) HP, pirates AND LotR in one SuJu fic, HEAVEN i say XD
and now to the quoting!!
“Just be quiet and get on with it. Voldemort doesn't whine.”
LMFAO!!! He has a stupid whiny voice, does that count? I SO want to see him have a Heechul pout in the films now though!!
“I'm a great hero!” Kangin splutters. “I have a big...wand and I'll...defeat you with it!”
On cue, Kangin flicks his wand and sends it spinning across the floor.
and this is so awesomely fitting with the Harry, headstrong, I will fling myself into things and bumble my way to victory! XDD
“I'll just fight myself, then, shall I?” he squawks. “Voldemort must be the crappiest villain ever!”
HAHAHAHAHAHA, bitchy Voldemort FTW!!! No Heechul you should sit back and construct ridiculously compliated plans when you could've just offed Harry while he was standing in front of you :P
“Expecto motherfucking patronum!” Kangin yells.
Oooooh and now I wanna know what form his Patronus is XDD
“It wasn't very nice to offer it,” Sungmin says. He's wearing rabbit ears. It ruins the effect of his consternation.
If anyone can pull off consternation in bunny ears it's Sungmin!!! <3
“Why is a raven like a writing desk?” Heechul explodes.
LOVE IT!!!
“Wrong!” Heechul crows. “The answer is 'cheesecake'.”
YES!!!! Cheesecake can make everything right XDDD
*pause for an extra big geek out cuz I love the LotR films to death and back*
and Kangin allows himself a gratuitous gawp before Eeteuk untangles himself.
Ooooooh absolutely glorious alliteration there!! <3
“She's hardcore,” Kangin says. “She has a sword, and saves Frodo from the- what.”
“You're a geek,” Eeteuk smiles. “It's sweet.”
HAHAHAHA, I love this SO much!!! (and that's saying something cuz I hate film Arwen and how all she does is cry and swoon and not much else), but Kangin being an LotR geek is AWESOME, can I pretend this is really real and then we have more in common XDDD (cuz I have the exact same bday including year as him ^_^)
“I don't think Aragorn stammers,” Eeteuk says, in a voice that could cut steel.
YUM, so much yum!!!! and the steel reference is inspired too XDD
“Nobody shall defeat me,” he is shouting, which ordinarily would be hilarious, because Heechul is defeated on a daily basis,
HAHAHAHA poor ineffective Heechul!! <3
He wasn't apologising for holding him too tight.
and then you went from funny to making me wanna hug Siwon, that line is so sweet and beautiful, seriously <3
Yohoho It's a pirates life for me, we drink and pillage and umm that's all I know, despite hundreds of goes round the Paris Pirates of the caribean ride :S
I can't say I'm not slightly dubious to the resulting Jack/Davey Jones pairing here tho :P
“What about it,” Eeteuk says. Kangin's better when he's distracted. He worries too much about the task in hand. Sometimes, when he isn't trying so hard he does better. Whilst he's talking, he parries better than he has in the last two hours.
Awwwww so sweet and established there, lovely ^_^
“What in the name of God did China do to you?” Heechul says, turning to Hankyung with a grin.
“Nothing in the name of God,” Siwon says. “I assure you.”
Ooooooooh loving the newly sneaky Hankyung!!!! and that dialogue is so quick and witty.
“Oh,” Kangin says. “God. I even fail at depression. What kind of person can't even be depressed properly?”
LOL and aww at the same time!!! Poor clueless Kangin!!! He can do petulant child well at least ^_~
“Fuck,” he's saying. “Is this some sort of Chinese thing. Some initiation. You went home and God over there granted you powers of sucking c-”
*snicker*
“I do,” Siwon says.
Heechul's eyes open, then. “You little sly bastard,” he spits.
Maybe not so sly, for voicing this in Heechul's presence eh? :P